06 January 2011
Posted by Paul Anater at 9:15 AM
If you're a man and like to take off your shirt on TV.
If you're a woman who likes to take "artistic" mug shots.
If your qualification to be a designer consists of having once moved your mother's sofa.
If the idea of turning out offenses like this is your idea of a good time.
If having three, angry HGTV-lebrities tearing down your very existence is your idea of fun.
If you can cry on cue and are willing to have every embarrassing moment filmed over a four week period slapped on national (and international) TV.
If after all that and against all common sense, you win because you look "interesting," are you willing to star in a bad HGTV show of your very own? One shown during off, off, off hours and so poorly produced that you'll never be able to work in TV again?
If you can answer yes to all of these questions than you are qualified to apply to be on HGTV's next season of Design Star. Godspeed.