12 July 2011

Bravolebrity amalgams

Is it just me, but if you took a paint-by-numbers sad clown,


and crossed it with a Guy Fawkes mask from the movie V for Vendetta, you might have something.


Something that would look something like this irritating star of Bravo's endlessly irritating Million Dollar Decorators.


18 comments:

  1. SoCal Homeowner12 July, 2011 22:25

    Hilarious! God what a pompous blowhard that guy is! And his "decor" looks like he bought everything at Z-Gallerie and Pier One.

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  2. Pompous ass indeed! I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking that.

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  3. Jenny at www.myfavoriteandmybest.com outed the show. She has worked with some of the designer's "clients." She's an actress. Most of it is staged. That enabled me to look at it as over-the-top entertainment. Pompous entertainment. Isn't that delicious? (Cue vom.)

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  4. Jenny's re-caps of that show are better than the show itself. Raina Cox recaps it every week on her blog If the Lampshade fits as well. Reading those two recaps tells me everything I need to know!

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  5. BTW, he uses the same photos of snakes in just about every house he decorates.

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  6. I read both of their recaps, too. They are comedy gold!

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  7. Too funny!
    That show is my guilty pleasure. Love to hate it. :)

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  8. The only British accent I've ever disliked.

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  9. Maybe because that accent spends so much time describing sofas as "delicious."

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  10. You're Welcome usually has a pretty funny recap, too. Seriously, what was up with the hemorrhoid comment? http://www.yeahyourewelcome.com/

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  11. You must read my last blog post regarding the same chap (I've started speaking British) = http://realestateresuscitation.blogspot.com/2011/07/that-tray-and-hide.html

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  12. I always read your posts! I love the whole Upstairs/ Downstairs connection. You know, I'll bet if someone mentioned it to him he wouldn't get the connection. Something tells me he's not a real deep guy.

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  13. Heh. And I thought I was mean for pointing and laughing at a blogger whose appalling ignorance makes her decorating adventures... adventurous.
    At least I know what TV shows she watches.

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  14. hah! THat's hilarious. Looks like one of those stupid paintings sold at that store over in St John's Pass Village. That place is sinister and creepy.

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