14 June 2010

Who is Nate Berkus?


The Moggit Girls, Joy and Janet have some thing going with Nate Berkus and today is some kind of a Nate Day extravaganza. The only problem is that I have no idea who the hell Nate Berkus is.

Apparently, he's some kind of an Oprah protégé. Please note that I used the correct masculine form there. His connection to Oprah would explain why I don't know who he is. Oprah makes my stomach turn. There. I said it.

Anyhow, he's some kind of a design wunderkind and by mentioning him the Moggit Girls will end up on his show and I'll get a satchel full of gold. They promised. He still needs a shave and a haircut. I'd link to his website but it's down for maintenance.

Do I get my gold now?

Should architecture look like here and now or there and then?

Quick! Where are these places?




Note how cheesy the following look when compared to the originals.




The Eiffel Tower, The Grand Canal and the Hofbrauhaus look better because they're real. They look the way they do because the culture and the era that begat them worked together to produce a building or series of buildings that belong where they are.

Great architecture is great architecture because it remains true to culture and time. Or so I say anyway.

I read yet another glowing review of a development in the Florida Panhandle called Alys Beach the other day. Without fail, every glowing review exclaims that Alys Beach looks like Antigua or Bermuda or Turkey or Greece. No one says it looks like Panama City Beach, Florida because it doesn't. Even though Alys Beach is in Panama City, Alys Beach could be anywhere with sand and clear water. It exists in a kind of geographic limbo. I think that's a bad thing, but apparently I'm alone in that opinion.






The Florida Panhandle (and everywhere else for that matter) has a vernacular architecture. Vernacular architecture reflects and expresses the culture of the people who made it and it uses indigenous building materials. Florida vernacular looks nothing like Alys Beach's pretend beach town and it looks nothing like most of what gets built down here now.

I am the last person in  the world who thinks that houses in 2010 should look like houses built in 1910 regardless of location, but those old forms have lessons to teach about working with a location instead of against it. A house or a building can look like 2010 while still taking its cue from the local past.

Florida vernacular, or Cracker Style, grew from the region. Vernacular houses sit on masonry pylons to help keep them cool. They have wide overhangs to keep out the intense sunlight. They feature wide wraparound porches to keep people outside when it's hot. Some of the practices from a century ago could stand a revival. Here are some examples of historic Florida architecture.






Imagine homes built from materials sourced locally. Or homes that encouraged neighborly interaction. Or homes that encouraged residents to sleep with the windows open. Such an architecture wouldn't need arbitrary LEED points to be sustainable but what's even more important is that such houses would belong.

A house that could be anywhere gets lived in by people who could be anywhere and makes it all too easy not to care about community. If suburban Phoenix looks like Suburban LA looks like Suburban Chicago looks like Suburban Boston looks like Suburban Atlanta, what is there to hold people to a place? Where's home when everything looks like everywhere else?

So as the little towns that make up the Florida Panhandle continue to wither and die, places like Alys Beach can't build fast enough. Wouldn't it be great if the New Urbanists stopped recreating the livable towns of a bygone era and instead rescued and revitalized the ones that already exist? Wouldn't it be great if the buying public could see the value in living in a real place?

13 June 2010

When did ping pong tables get hip?


I grew up with a ping pong table in the basement. I think having a ping pong table in the basement is in the Declaration of Independence or something. Right? It was good for an occasional grudge match with my brothers but other than that it didn't occupy a very big part of my life as a kid. It got replaced by a pool table some time when I was in high school and I don't think anyone mourned the loss.

Well a curious thing has happened in the last few years and of course I'm at a loss to explain it. Ping pong tables got hip at some point and I am at a loss to see the the appeal of them.

I suspect my BFF Jonathan Adler has something to do about it and despite the fact that we're on each other's Facebook Friends lists, I still have issues aplenty with the man's aesthetic.


Why Adler? Exhibit A. Here he is at home with Simon and that dog.


The eye rolling starts.

It's not just Adler. Here's one by Paul Smith.



It's a little precious, don't you think?

Here's another one pretending to be haute design and failing miserably. It's by Hunn Wei for the Mein Gallery.


And in what has to be the unholiest alliance of goofy trends in human history, here's one by Aruliden for Puma.



It carries a $4,000 price tag and has a chalkboard surface. Chalkboard paint and ping pong in one fell swoop?

I wonder if Apartment Therapy knows about this?

12 June 2010

A follow up with Hansgrohe's Pura Vida


I wrote a column on the 22nd of April that was a recap of sorts of the sights and sounds of Kitchen and Bath Industry Show 2010 in Chicago. I said it then and I'll restate it here, the Hansgrohe PuraVida hand shower was the best thing at the show.

Every morning at the show in Chicago, Brizo's grande dame Jai Massela and I would head over to Hansgrohe's exhibit and get an espresso or two before the show opened. Without fail, I'd walk past the Pura Vida exhibit and let the water run over my hand. I was smitten. With a showerhead. I had no choice but to call it my personal best in show.

Hansgrohe's espresso bar at KBIS 2010

Shortly after I stated that in my blog post, Hansgrohe sent me a PuraVida hand shower. I write product reviews all the time and I don't expect anything in return, really. It was a generous gesture made even more generous by the fact that I'd already said nice things about the product.

Well I sped home and installed my PuraVida the day it arrived. No sooner did I have it installed I jumped right in. It exceeded my lofty expectations. It's a different experience to have a shower hit your back in privacy instead of your hand while you're standing at a convention.

My hand shower (it clips into a hook when I'm not holding it) has three settings I can click through by pressing a button that reminds me of the button on a wireless mouse. The first setting is a soft rain, the second is what Hansgrohe calls Caresse and the third is a combination of the two.

It's the Caresse that made me fall for the PuraVida. I don't know how to describe it so I'll show you instead. At :52 in the video below, a shower head similar to mine springs into action. It's a controlled stream that swirls.


It's also an engineering marvel that feels like fingers dancing across my back. In fact it's so convincingly finger-like, it rinses the shampoo out of my hair --hands free.

I couldn't be happier with this shower head and not just because it's an indulgence. Hansgrohe's patented system for mixing air bubbles into the water flow at a ratio of three to one keeps this a low-flow shower. I have been suing low-flow showers for the last 20 years and this is the first one I've ever come across that doesn't feel like a penance. Had I not known in advance I never would have guessed this was an efficiency-minded addition to my life.

So thank you Hansgrohe, you have a terrific product. And I have to say that as a specifier and as a consumer, it's good to know that Hansgrohe is more than just great product photography. Speaking of which, here are few examples.



11 June 2010

Get me to Puerto Rico STAT!

Did you see this house in yesterday's New York Times?

It's the absolutely stunning home of Nikos Buxeda-Ferrer and Inés Rosas in San Juan, Puerto Rico. I never knew it until yesterday, but San Juan abuts a protected rain forest. The elegant Buxeda-Ferrer and Rosas home overlooks this protected forest and is still ten minutes from San Juan's downtown. It sounds idyllic frankly and you can read more about it is yesterday's Times.

Here are some highlights.




all photos by Moris Moreno for The New York Times

I think it would be safe to say that this is a modern home. It's also one I'm drawn to like a moth to a flame. I cannot get enough of those clean lines and enticing sight lines. I get it that modernism isn't for everybody, but it sure speaks to me.

Don't let the fact that I love it dissuade you from critiquing it though. I'm curious to hear from  people for whom this doesn't sing. Of course anybody's allowed to praise it too, but what is it about modernism that just rubs people the wrong way?