21 September 2009

Got a toilet story?


The terrific Joyce Wadler had a short piece in last Wednesday's The New York Times about a literary contest of a sort. American Standard is giving away a toilet to the best toilet story submitted between now and October 9th, 2009 on American Standard's Facebook fan page.

Wadler kills me and she cages this story in the terms of a great literary contest and refers to Facebook as that modern Algonquin Round Table. The former English majors who read her work find this hilarious and I can vouch for that personally. Not content to invoke Dorothy Parker, Wadler goes on to pay homage to Herman Melville in her example of a literary toilet story.

And so on one damp, drizzly November of the soul, I set sail upon a noble whaling craft, the Pequod, although the bathrooms, truth be told, were strictly 16th century.
“Ahab,” I said, “have ye never heard of the control-flush mechanism that enables a user to select complete or partial flush of a toilet tank and is thus more environmentally responsible?”
“Out of my way, Ishmael,” he said. “I’m looking for a fish.”
Haughty humor aside, American Standard is looking for humorous (and true) stories about the humble commode. This is a legitimate contest and American Standard will award five new toilets to the top five entries. All you have to do is go to Facebook, become a fan of American Standard and then write on their wall. The Times piece must have been read by quite a few people because that fan page is already filling up with stories. Some of them are laugh out loud funny, so poke around and read a few.

Some of the best and most disturbing toilet stories I've ever heard have come from plumbers, especially those in bigger cities. Amid the routine plumbing repairs and installations, I can only imagine the calamity a plumber in Los Angeles might go through on a daily basis. Most plumbers live under a professional omerta but when you can get one going, hilarity ensues. Go ahead, buy a plumber a beer some time and you'll begin to understand why the services of a good plumber cost so much. I'm going to forward this to every plumber I know. I haven't heard a good black water story in ages.

20 September 2009

Who makes what?




It's no real secret that the brand name on an appliance doesn't tell you very much about who the manufacturer was. Just as with every other industry the last 20 years of the appliance world has been marked by a host of mergers and acquisitions. For the most part, who made your appliance doesn't really matter very much, but I think charts like this from Appliance 411 are helpful to have on hand when you're reading Consumer Reports or any other review source. When Consumer Reports praises a Kenmore range and then slams a hauntingly similar one from GE Profile it always makes me laugh. More often than not, such slams are directed at the brand and not the actual appliance. How could it be otherwise as the only difference a Kenmore and a GE Profile is the styling? Keep this chart handy of you're in the market for appliances. Note too that there's a link in the Sears category that jumps to Appliance 411's guide to the various manufacturers who actually make every Kenmore model on the market. Like I said, it's interesting.


Manufacturer
Brand Name
Amana
(recently owned by Maytag,
now owned by Whirlpool)
Amana
Caloric
Danby 5 )
Econowash
Glenwood
Imperial ( microwave, refrigerator )
Litton
Maytag ( washers with models starting SAV, NAV... )
Menu Master
Modern Maid
Speed Queen (older domestic models)
Sunray
Viking (US fridges except built-in models)

Fedders
Airtemp
Climette ( current models )
Comfort-Aire ( window a/c's )
Comfortaire ( window a/c's )
Crosley ( some window a/c's )
Emerson Quiet Kool ( a/c's )
Fedders
Hamptom Bay ( some a/c's )
Maytag ( window a/c's and dehumidifiers )
Microsonic

Frigidaire/Electrolux
~ non-USA brands below ~
Affinity™
Airdryer ( dehumidifiers )
Capehart ( freezers & dehumidifiers )
Citation ( freezers )
Dometic (microwaves - serial number prefix "HG")
Design Manufacturing ( D&M )
Electrolux
Euroflair 1 )
Frigidaire
Gallery
General
General Freezer
Gibson
Harvard Logic ( dehumidifiers & microwaves )
Kelvinator
Kenmore see Sears below )
Icon
Leonard
O'keefe & Merritt
Polaris ( freezers & dehumidifiers )
Roy
Tappan
Vesta
White Westinghouse ( major appliances only )

commercial products by
Frigidaire/Electrolux

Arctic Air ( fridges and freezers ) 9 )
Edina ( refrigerators )
Edina Technical (freezers converted to pop machines)
Fedpak (freezers converted to soft ice cream freezers)
Imperial ( freezers ) 9,10 )
Venex (freezers converted to vending machines)

General Electric *
Amana (older dishwashers)
Americana
Beau*Mark ( most )
BeefEater
Camco
Concept II
Eterna
General Electric
Hotpoint
Kenmore see Sears below )
McClary
Moffat
Monogram 1 )
Profile
RCA

In-Sink-Erator
Ace Hardware 6 )
Badger
Crosley 6 )
Dayton 6 )
Emerson 6 )
Franke 6 )
Frigidaire 6,7 )
ISE (In-Sink-Erator)
Kenmore 6 ) ( most )
KitchenAid 6,7 )
Master Plumber 6 )
Maytag 6 )
True Value 6 )
Whirlpool 6 )
Wolverine Brass 6 )

Maytag Corp.
(now owned by Whirlpool)
Admiral (USA)
Atlantis
Crosley (except a/c's, also see Whirlpool)
Dynasty
Gaffers and Sattler
Gemini 1 )
Hardwick
Jade
Jade Range
Jenn Air 3 )
Magic Chef (major appliances only)
Maytag 2 )
Neptune 1 )
Norge

Sears *
Capri
Coldspot
Galaxy
Kenmore
OasisSears does not manufacture any of their products, instead they are all made by the other leading manufacturers, often with added features. They are then rebranded with the Kenmore (or other) brand name.
Notably are: most laundry products and dishwashers made by Whirlpool, lower end front load washer and matching dryer by Frigidaire and many range models by GE.
new See model number reference
Whirlpool *
Admiral (Canada)
Chambers
Coovert (ac's)
Crosley (newer fridges, a/c's and all portable washers)
Danby 8 )
Estate
Inglis
Ikea
Kenmore see Sears )
KitchenAid 4 )
Kirkland
Maytag Epic®
Roper
Speed Queen (Canada)
Sub Zero (undercounter ice makers)
Whirlpool

WC Wood
Amana ( older freezers )
ArticAire
Country Squire
Crosley ( freezers )
Danby ( freezers, some dehumidifiers )
Edison
Electrohome (range hoods, humidifiers, dehumidifiers)
Estate ( freezers )
Frost Queen
KitchenAid ( freezers )
Maytag ( freezers )
Miami Carey (range hoods)
Quickfreeze
Quickfrez
Roper ( freezers )
Sahara
Whirlpool ( freezers )

Electrolux
(non-North American)

ACEC
AEG
Alfatec
Arthur Martin
Arctis
Atlas
Bendix
Buderus
Castor
Elektro Helios
Elektra
Electrolux
Faure
Flymo
Husqvarna
Ibelsa
Juno

Lehel
Marynen
Moffat
Nestor Martin
Parkinson Cowan
Progress
Rex
Rosenlew
Simpson
Therma
Tornado
Tricity Bendix
Volta
Voss
Zanker
Zanussi
Zoppas

Nordyne
(HVAC products)

Frigidaire 11 )
Gibson 11 )
Grandaire 11 )
Intertherm 11 )
Kelvinator 11 )
Mammoth 11 )

Maytag 11 )
Miller 11 )
Philco 11 )
Tappan 11 )
Westinghouse 11 )




19 September 2009

A couple more illusions for Kelly

The delightful Kelly James from Design Ties is recuperating from knee surgery this weekend. She loved the illusions from Richard Wiseman I ran the other day and asked for more. Kelly's favorite color is purple and she needs some distraction right now, so these are for Kelly specifically. However, anybody can join in on the vertigo-inducing fun.

First up, a "moving" static image.



Stare at this for a sec and then try to get it to stop moving.

Second up is another twist on fooling your brain.



The warped lines in this illustration are pretty plain to see. Or are they? Hold a straight edge up to your monitor and you'll see that there's not a bend to be had. Pretty cool!

Thanks again to the great and powerful Richard Wiseman and good wishes to Kelly.

Life Underground with Tom Otterness



The MTA station at 14th Street and 8th Avenue is home to one of my favorite art installations in New York. I paid a brief visit to that station again last weekend to see Tom Otterness' Life Underground. Despite my hurry, I had to slow down and take in Otterness' work.



Life Underground is a collection of 100 small bronzes scattered through the platforms and passageways of the station. Each vignette (Otterness calls them "surprises") illustrates some aspect of life in New York. Otterness says the work when taken as a whole illustrates "the impossibility of understanding life in New York." Despite their cartoon-like appearance, these characters are telling the history of the city; warts and all.



Life Underground has been brightening the lives of New Yorkers and this visitor since 2001. If you find yourself on the A, C, E or L trains, jump off at 14th and 8th and soak in some Life Underground.











The Science of Showering


Paul asked me to write about a current wave of hysteria over an infectious agent. Just when I thought the H1N1 frenzy was all I could handle, along comes Mycobacterium avium to make people want to switch from efficient showering to bubble baths. I have to preface this posting with some background on me - I work in a biological lab where we teach graduate students how to perform genetics and molecular biology experiments. I deal with bacteria, genetics, and education on a regular basis. I also do not live in a place with a bathtub, so I am definitely not interested in giving up showering!

I have been reading some of the news reports lately with ridiculous, reactionary or downright wrong information about one small preliminary study that found a common bacteria living in a warm dark moist place - namely your showerhead. According to news sources, and I use that term loosely, scientists have found that dangerous deadly bacteria are blasting out at us in enormous amounts, deeply penetrating our lungs and are putting us in the path of harm.

Of course, bacteria are everywhere- literally- maybe even outer space. Some are harmful, some are helpful, some we know well, some we know nothing about at all. The one getting its 15 minutes of fame lately is Mycobacterium avium. Apparently, if your immune system is suppressed by AIDS, cystic fibrosis, organ transplant, etc., you MIGHT be at risk to get a pulmunary infection from exposure to this bacteria. Healthy people should have nothing to worry about, well at least not from this bug.

Honestly though, it's not the overreaction by the press that bothers me, it is the actual paper that caused this fervor. I wish I could share a link to the whole paper but unfortunately, it is not freely available for anyone to read online. I have access to the whole paper through my work, so I am writing about what I read in the original publication and what I am reading in the press.

I don't think that the intention of the authors was to cause the stir that they did, but I find their media comments, if they are correctly quoted and in the right context, to be irresponsible and inflammatory. I also think that the reseachers are taking a small number of samples - less than 50 - and making far-reaching assumptions. Given the tens of millions of showers in the US alone, the conditions of just under 50 should not be used to draw broad conclusions.

The Mycobacterium avium are accused of forming "biofilms" inside showerheads. Biofilm is a collection of the bacteria forming a slimy mat, which in this case is water resistant and waxy. They basically have made a little community in a safe place where they can divide and hang out unmolested. The scientists claim in the press that the bacteria could be blasted into the aerosol mist that accompanies the water out of the shower head, especially when the shower is first used.

The scientists published in their paper that the actual amount of M. avium in the aerosol shower mist was the SAME as in the water that came out of the pipes. NO increased amount of bacteria was found in the mists of the showers they studied. The lead researcher ignores this finding though, and claims that maybe, just maybe, when the shower is first turned on, that a large burst of bacteria fly out. He doesn't have any data to support that assertion, he just states that maybe it could happen to national news sources.

Perhaps the reason these scientists did not find any elevated levels of M. avium in the aerosols they tested was because they tested three shower head aerosol mists. THREE. Now, three is a magic number but it is not a sample size that any kind of assumption can be made from. No conclusion can be drawn because one time, in three different showers, scientists did not find elevated levels of M. avium. There are six scientists who contributed to the paper, couldn't they have at least tested their own showers and obtained twice the sample size? More importantly, if this tiny amount of data demonstrates there are no elevated levels of M. avium in shower head mists, why are the researchers telling the press that shower heads are spraying people with harmful bacteria?

All the fuss about this new "threat" seems ridiculous. I don't think the misinformation and faulty conclusions are really harmful. If people clean their shower heads frequently, so be it. I do hope though that people are not going to take out their low-flow aerating shower heads and faucets (oh let's not start with the kitchen faucet, the garden hose and all those sprinkler heads that spray a fine mist of water all over your yard, kids and pets.) I think it is irresponsible to advise people to throw out shower heads once a year or to leave the shower running for awhile while waiting in another room. Water conservation and reducing waste should not be subverted by careless science and reactionary press. Neither should common sense or critical thinking.